LICK IT. LOVE IT. MAIL IT.
Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, thatâs what. Really, people? If we canât overcome this kind of minor technical challenge, itâs only a matter of time until some super-advanced race of aliens with lasers, spaceships and a delicious federal mail system comes down and colonizes the world. And nobody wants that (except for the aliens, of course). So, after thousands of years and kajillions of horrible tasting envelopes licked, weâre happy to report that J&Dâs Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes⢠are here to save the day.
No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead. Thatâs right, bacon. Itâs not real bacon, mind you, so you wonât have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon. Which is what you really wanted in the first place, isnât it? And it only took us 4,000 years to get there. Eat that, alien invaders
Makes a great GIFT (or gag gift for your favorite vegetarian!).
Looks, tastes and smells like bacon!
Vegetarian safe!
